bumper stickers

Yesterday I was driving home from yoga, and I ended up behind a car with two amazing bumper stickers:

"Trees Don't Grow on Money Either"

AND

"God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I ate him"

I laughed and laughed at that latter one. Some might say that God would be offended; I say God's got just as sick a humor as the rest of us, and appreciates people not taking him/her/it/them/us too seriously. I want that bumper sticker, and I'll find it, by cracky!